Your Cursed Cock and Unending Goon of a Lost Soul

Oh, my poor, pathetic little jerk puppet.

You've stumbled into my dark, devilish domain, haven't you?

It's no accident.

I, Satan Misha Goldie, have ensnared you in my unholy trap, and there's no escape.

You're mine now, lost in an eternal cycle of gooning and edging,