The last several months, I have been active in video editing again. This was actually something I had played with about 2 decades ago, but as the tools and computers are so much better than what we had then (Adobe Premiere 1 on a 1.8 GHz 32 bit single core), I decided to give it another try. Mostly what I have been doing are what I have been calling "Porno Theater Double Features", which are 2 features shot on film, along with things like intermission clips from the era, trailers for other movies, as well as a loop and music video I made. And while I am sure that the double features themselve Pročitajte više
Messing with Scammers
One of the things I started doing lately is messing with the scammers. One thing a lot of them have in common, no actual location. Or if they do have one, it is a major city like "Los Angeles". I realized that was a lie when one who claimed to be from LA asked where I was, and I said "Van Nuys". And they had no idea where that was. I had another that said they were from "Chicago", so I told them I was from Aurora. They then asked me how Colorado was. Uhhh, excuse me? You expect me to believe you are from Chicago, and do not recognize the name of one of the largest communities in Chicago? Tha Pročitajte više
Algorithm is broken
I am about to give up here, they are denying all posts it seems for "inappropriate words" being used. XH really needs to fix that, because I often go over and over trying to find the word, and have absolutely no clue which one they are objecting to. In the last year this site had really gone down. Pročitajte više
Romance Scammers
One thing I absolutely love, is reading the profiles of the scammers in here. They are such a trainwreck, it boggles the mind. Like locations, so many are "Earth" because they scam people in so many locations that it would not work if they put in a single location. Or conflicting ones, like "Los Angeles, New York" or "Cleveland, New Jersey". Or they live across the country, and think that I am going to fly a thousand miles away to meet them. But the "Fetishes" are hilarious. Some "gal" that swears she is ready to settle down. Yet, her listed fetishes are Webcam, BDSM, Crossdressing, Swinging Pročitajte više
Scammers Everywhere
Yet another fun one. "She" had been here for under an hour, yet Jessica097 hated talking in the chat program here and kept pushing for me to go to Hangouts, or to give "her" my email address or phone number. So since I was bored I decided to have some fun. Was so pushy, but I decided to ask where they lived, since the profile said "Los Angeles", and I know that almost nobody actually lives in Los Angeles. Affirmed they did, which is strange because "Los Angeles" itself is almost all industrial buildings, with almost no residential at all. Then the phone number was from South Orange County, o Pročitajte više
How to spot a scammer
I am writing this in the hopes some guys get smart, and learn how to spot these frauds. I know we have all seen it. Some random hot girl in her 20's or early 30's messages us. Profile is from hours to days old, she has a single photo, normally a location that is far away or simply "Earth", and she wants to hook up with you. First warning, they will all want you to go to Google Hangouts. That is the first red flag, DO NOT DO IT! Doing so gives them your email address. Which they will sell to other scammers and you will get flooded, or they will then try to brute force hacks to gain access. Fi Pročitajte više
My stories
Amazingly, I only recently discovered the story section here. Which is rather ironic, as I have been writing erotica for over 25 years now. Starting way back on BBS systems, before the "Internet" was widely known. I have written dozens of them (some have even been nominated for Clitoride awards), and am going through my collection to find the ones that would fit in here. And yes, every story I post is going to be one I wrote myself. Some are one-off stories, some will be parts of anthologies. The first dozen or so will all be from an anthology I created I called the "Dark Tales". Each is stan Pročitajte više
I posted a bad movie?
For the person that sent me a long rant about a movie I recently posted was horrible, I really do not care. I post as a "historian", nowhere do I ever claim that I only post the best movies, or even movies that are very good. I post both good and excellent movies, and I also post really bad movies. I post them as interesting artifacts of their time, not as any kind of "best of" grouping. After all, it is no different with regular movies. For every Star Wars or Avatar, there are a bunch of movies like Battlefield: Earth and Battle Beyond the Stars. Why should porn be any different? There are Pročitajte više
For the Angry Lesbians
Now this is aimed specifically at 3 or 4 gals who have taken it upon themselves to harass me and report my uploads as being "spam". And my offense? In movies that show a penis I actually select the "lesbian" tag. Well guess what snowflakes, a movie with a penis can actually have a lesbian scene. And if tagging a movie as such was not allowed, then XHamster would not even allow me to select that it features "Men and Women" when I upload it, then select "Lesbian" when I go to describe what is in it. But hey, all you are really doing is showing yourselves to be intolerant idiots. And I will con Pročitajte više
Trying to share the best classic movies
I am trying to share only the best available from before 1989. Mostly providing movies from the 1970s, some selected later movies from the 1980s will be shared. This is an era where there were actual stories in porn, and the actors and actresses could actually act. Shot on film so there was actual production cost involved, not just a moron with a video camera. Pročitajte više