W.H.E.R.E' S M.Y B.E.D

I have a dream about this.

Hello?

Hi, I'm Jake. My mom just dropped me off outside and says he's staying in room 503. Is this 503?

Um, it is, but it's a single room. I've been staying here for a year and a half.

Single room? They told me this was a double. It even says so on this paper. It says 503, specifically.