The evil teacher

"The evil teacher!" Mrs. Foster waited excitedly as her class of fifth graders came

pouring into the room. When the last student had entered the room, she pulled the blinds

on the windows and locked the door. The students began muttering confusedly to each other as

this seemed like strange behavior. "I have a great surprise for you all today," said

Mrs. Foster. "You're all going to shrink down to four inches." The students began