2,574,917 on Feb 7, 2025. This video isn't growing at the rate I had hoped, and I hate to resort to this but if you fuckers don't start watching more I'm gonna have to slaughter my pet unicorn. I'll feed it to my dogs and they'll live forever. So it'll be one less unicorn left in the world, and that will be on you because you didn't watch my video enough.
2,539,875 views as of 6/21/2023. This video got just over 39,000 views in just over a year's time. You fuckers need to watch this more because I need more views. My self esteem depends on it. If I don't get more views I'm gonna have to start hitting my elderly grandma again, and that will be on you for not watching this video more. Grandma, you're getting a fresh one right across the chops today!
2,432,362 views as of 6-13-2020. I'm still amazed this has so many views. When I uploaded it I thought it was just ok, but not great. Glad a lot of people like it though.