Deep visit to my throat

Okay, what's used to be the problem?

Um, I've had a sore throat for the past two weeks.

Sore throat? Past two weeks? Sore throat? I thought you were here for a regular checkup.

Well, I was and then I got sick so I decided just to come in anyways.

Okay, well I'm gonna need help on that one. Uh, where's my assistant?