Brandi love

Honey, how are things going? You know, recently I've noticed that your friends are hanging out with girls and such, and I don't know, I haven't seen you. Like, are you dating anyone?

No, not really. There just isn't anyone I'm attracted to.

Hmm. Have you tried the online thing? Like, does anyone there intrigue you?

No, I haven't found anyone, but I'm fine. It's fine, Mom. I'm fine.

Baby, do you have some sort of weird fetish or something? Like, you can tell me. I can handle it.