Banana Jacks Bisexual Re-Education

So I'm really concerned about Junior's, you know, academics right now. He's not doing the best. I know this.

But he's a really good student and he deserves an A. Nobody in my family is not going to have anything less than an A.

I'm sorry, but we take pride in our academics. Is there something, I mean, I know you can help out.

I know you've done it for other **** before, so why can't you help him out?

Look, your *** is failing. He shows up to class, what, twice a week? There must be some reason for that.