An Officer and His Gentlemen

Come on, dude. Are we gonna get off this space while we still have liberty or what?

All I can fantasize about is drinking a keg of beer and getting so much pussy that it starts coming out my ears.

Ah, that sounds typical.

Now the beer part I'll go for, but I'm gonna have to pass on the pussy part.

You're the pussy. Your girlfriend isn't gonna know if you get a little on the side.