100 Things I Hate About You

How many times has the same person told you they hate you? Two? Or three? I can't stop laughing. Today, the guy whose girlfriend I banged in front of him said he hated me maybe a hundred times. What's more, this hate-soaked scumbag gave at least eight dozen reasons for that hatred. And you know why I'm laughing? Because he didn't bring up the fact that I fucked his girlfriend! There's a reason my grampa used to say you should think before you do!